Vampiress TV Review: Reaper

I Want My Baby Back
Season 2
Episode: 5

In this episode of the CW series Sam whose job is to collect the souls that escape from hell for his father the devil along with his friends are sent out to find a serial killer who drank her victims blood when she is alive.  

Upon meeting her she is freaked out and says that they can't have something.  

She then jumps down from the second floor and reveals herself to be an actual vampire. 

She is then destroyed by Sam via a stake through the heart while she's attacking one of the other guys. 

Final Opinion: OK Episode but the vampirism ends here.  The bulk of the show revolves around the guys trying to figure out what to do with her child as well as Bert trying to work on trying not to lust after his step sister and Morgan trying to hit on Andi.  In other words everything but vampires.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5. 

Vampiress Review: Fright Club

 

The Gist: In order for a group of friends to join an exclusive club they must impress the elder with scary stories.

Female Vampire Factor:  Story number two in the film is told by the character Omar and is titled "The Boy who Cried Vamp".  In it he describes an unemployed DJ named Jamal who ends up getting a job at a nightclub not knowing that it is run by vampires and that he was being turned into one as well.  The female vamp of the story is a stripper named Nisa.

In a twist we also briefly see his girlfriend Kendra with fangs as well. 

Final Opinion: Best described as kind of a watered down "Tales from the Hood" the vampire story itself is short and to the point with a run time just shy of 25 minutes with a good majority of it just being gratuitous shots of Nisa fanging out

For that I'll give it a vampire beauty rating of 4 out of 5.  The rest of the film is ok, you get a weird modern retelling of little red riding hood and Frankenstein followed by finding out that the club was really full of demons.  I wouldn't exactly blame anyone for skipping to just the vampire story and not watching the rest.