Vampiress Review: "Vampire Virus"

 

The Gist: A girl seeks out her one night stand as she wakes up the next day in an ally with a virus that's turning her into a vampire.

Female Vampire Factor: The film starts by showing us a nurse named Isabella at some sort of facility on her way to do something.  She hears the cries of a woman locked up in the facility who then asks her to take away the pain.  As Isabella opens up the womans cell she's bitten by her.  As security comes in to contain Isabella she escapes. 

Fast forward to someplace else and a girl named Jennifer is out with her friends and getting ragged on for being single.  She agrees to go out to the club with them to help find her a man.  Instead of finding a man though she runs into Isabella who is now in sexy seductress mode.  

Jennifer accidentally cuts herself on a glass and Isabella offers to dress her wound back at her place which is a shady location in a back ally.  Jennifer at this point learns that she's bi-curious and goes back with her and Isabel pulls the old lesbian vampire get in between her legs then bite her trick. 

Jennifer wakes up in the ally with a fully recovered hand but a nasty infection on her abdomen.   Instead of going to the hospital she goes back to her place and tries to shower it away I guess?  

When she gets out of the shower she notices she no longer has a reflection. She attempts to fix that by wiping the mirror harder (thinking that would bring her reflection back maybe?) but instead breaks the mirror.  Her roommate comes to check the noise and cuts himself on the glass shards.  Though it's hinted, no real vampirism happens and the roommate insists she sees a doctor and takes her.  While at the office she sees that the police are looking for Isabella for spreading a virus so she runs out of the office with her roommate and goes back to the back ally hideout.  Once there she sees Isabella and another hot vampire woman feeding on a male vampire.

Jennifer wants to know what's happening to her (because she's not a genius obviously).  Izabella tells her she's one of them now and if she wants that infection to go away she must feed.  Jennifer freaks out and leaves the lair just to find her roommate being attacked by some homophobes.  This results in her fanging out and killing both attackers. 

She takes her roommate back to his boyfriends house and not a hospital (again, she's not a genius).  Izabella then shows up and tells her he's going to die but she can save him as long as she does something for her. 

They take him back to Izabella's lair and Izabella informs Jennifer that she will turn her roommate in exchange for her becoming her new vampire recruiter.  Since the police know her face she can't get into nightclubs anymore to turn people.  Jennifer agrees and Izabella and the nameless hot asian vampiress mount Jennifers roommate to prepare to bite and turn him.  Funny moment when the very gay roommate Jack looks up at the two super sexy women on top of him and asks "Am I in hell?"

Jacks cop boyfriend Freddie goes to the nightclub Izabellla frequented looking for Jennifer.  After having to trade clothes with someone to get in he finds her in super slutty mode seducing people. 

Freddie informs Jennifer that the cops followed her and know exactly where the vampire lair is and are on their way there to kill all of them including Jack so they take off back to the lair.  The cops have basically came in and killed all the vampires but Jack who was hiding.  As Jack attempts to escape he is shot in the abdomen.  When the head cop corners Jack, Freddie tries to back him off.  Jack offers to turn Freddie and bites him and when the cop goes to kill them both Jennifer shows up and bites the cop. 

The film ends with Jennifer picking up some random girl as an uber driver and biting her. 

 

Final Opinion: I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.  My only real complaint is that the majority of the film is filmed in that dark red and blue lighting, especially during scenes where vampirism is involved which made seeing it more difficult than it needed to be.  Otherwise Isabella was a near perfect seductive female vampire antagonist. 

Vampiress XXX Review: "From Lust Till Dawn"

 

The Gist:  Once she's brought back from the dead a vampiress sends her minions after the offspring of those who originally destroyed her. 

Female Vampire Factor: The movie is told from the point of view of a woman named Monica Dawn (Christina Black) who is being interviewed by a guy.

She somehow knows every detail of everything that happened well before her own involvement so she gives the story from the beginning starting with how a group of vampire hunters stopped a sexy vampire Queen named Cassandra (Shay Sights) by setting her on fire and hiding her ashes. 

Monica then explains that 20 years later a woman named Angelique found the ashes (Stevie).  We then get a sex scene featuring Angelique seducing a man in a dirty room before having sex and biting him. 

She then spills his blood over Cassandra's ashes bringing her back from the dead.

Cassandra then orders her minions to seek out the ancestors of those who destroyed her so that she may drink their blood. 

This leads to a couple sex scenes that end with collecting the blood of women.  The first being a threesome with two vampire guys and a girl and the second being a lesbian scene with Angelique seducing a nun.  The final ancestor is the narrator of the story Monica who Cassandra confronts herself at what seems to be an S&M club (this is also the point in which Cassandra's costume which has been holding on for dear life to keep her large fake breasts in check just gives up).

This leads to an orgy scene between Monica, Cassandra and a male vampire.  Right when Sonya goes to bite Monica she pushes Cassandra away, fangs out herself and proceeds to make short work of the vampires eventually killing all of them. 

Back in present day the guy interviewing Monica tells her that he does not believe a word of her story.  Monica basically says she doesn't care then forces herself on him. 

Just as it looks like she's going to bite him the guy wakes up in a sweat in his bed.  He goes into his bathroom to throw some water on his face when he realizes he's been bitten and his reflection disappears. 

Final Opinion: Considering the amount of garbage that was being passed as vampire films in the adult genre in the early 2000's which was still the era of bad Buffy the Vampire Slayer parodys this is very good. I was pleasantly surprised that the Monica Character gets the most vamp screen time considering she turns so late in the film but she flashes her fangs A LOT.

On top of that I love Cassandra's double fanged look and that costume is pretty amazing.

I give this a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.  Highly recommended. 

Vampiress Review: "Bram Stokers Dracula's Curse"

 

The Gist:  When a rogue vampire Countess and her brood break a truce between humans and vampires,  It's up to a disbanded group of vampire hunters along with the fiance of a woman kidnapped by the countess to stop them.

Female Vampire Factor: The main villain of the film is Countess Bathorly (Christina Rosenberg)

The film follows a similar premise as Kindred: The Embraced were vampires are divided into mafia style clans.  The Countess leads a clan that consists of all females.

She is pretty obviously inspired by Countess Elizabeth Bathory as her background story is exactly the same.   When it came to established vampire names, they changed a few letters I guess to establish them as their own. 

While all the other clans agreed to the truce Bathorly was nowhere to be found and presumed dead thus never agreed.  Once all the other clans became weak from not drinking human blood she sets out on a plan to send her vampiresses to hunt pure blood descendants of "Dracoolia's" original brides as drinking their blood would give them the strength to then destroy or force all the rest of the vampires to worship her.  

Most other female vamps in the film are just background T&A but there are A LOT of them.  You do get reveals that Dracoolia's brides looked exactly like the descendants that are being hunted.

Who themselves are revealed to have been turned by the films final battle including the sister of one of the vampire hunters and the missing girlfriend.

Finally the love interest of vampire hunter Jacob Van Helsing also turns out to be a vampire. The hunter in reality wants to be turned but she refuses as she loves him too much to curse him.

 She is forced to change her mind when he has fatal injuries and she turns him to save his life.

 

Final Opinion:  The film is probably 85% hot female vampires though they really don't do too much vampiric other than the above kidnapping and turning scenes and one scene where the boyfriend of the kidnapped girl is trained on how to kill a vampire by being confronted with a sexy vampire to see if he could do it. A scene which in itself is odd as it's addressed in the film that not all vampires are bad and they don't kill the ones who aren't and she does nothing to instigate being used for target practice. I guess we are to assume she is one of Bathorly's girls.

Otherwise they're just eye candy in the background of scenes which includes a small bit of vampire lesbianism and a lot of fight scenes.

I give this a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.  It's pretty corny and the ending twist is best described as super convenient as it completely nullifies the rest of the movie but it is definitely watchable if women with fangs is your thing.