Vampiress Review: "Call Me Crazy"

The Gist: A girl trapped in an asylum because she thinks she's a vampire falls for a guy who says he's a cannibal.

Female Vampire Factor:  Unfortunately the main character isn't actually a vampire.

The twist is she doesn't even think she's a vampire as she eventually confesses she just murdered her boyfriend for not wanting to marry her. She is obsessed with vampires and the blood drinking is just kind of a thing she does.  Both when she is angry at and happy with the cannibal her response is to bite him on the neck.

Final Opinion:  In the end this ends up being a weird love story between a woman with relationship issues and an undercover reporter that's just super desperate to get laid.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 1 out of 5.