Sunday, May 6, 2018

Vampiress XXX Review: "Dracula Sucks"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079074/reference

The Gist: Your basic interpretation of the Dracula novel but as an adult film and condensed.

Clarification:  Dracula comes to England sets his sites on two women named Lucy and Mina with the intent to turn them and make them his brides and it's up to Van Helsing to stop them. 

Biggest Complaint: This is actually more story than porn (as is often the case during the golden era adult films that were created to be shown in theaters).  As far as Dracula porn goes it's probably the best one I've seen but Dracula based porn as a genre isn't one that has too many good films.  In fact the R rated films tend to have more going for them in the the sex category. 

Female Vampire Factor:  As per usual you have your brides.  In this case there is only two but in this film they really don't have much of a purpose other than background eye candy.

Then Dracula meets up with Lucy (Serena) who he seduces, bites and eventually kills.  That leads to your hunting party going to her grave to stake her scene (this time after a bit of necromancing)
 Finally Mina (Annette Haven) does finally turn in the movies finale
I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.  The fangs are terrible but the film as a whole is very sexy.

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