Saturday, January 20, 2018

Vampiress Model: Cupcake Sinclair

https://www.modelmayhem.com/3654520
Cupcake Sinclair is a fetish model out of Los Angeles, California who produces videos that she sells on Clips4sale.  Below are links to videos she's done where she's a vampire who turns Dixie Comet and together bite a man and in the second video Sinclair and Comet feed on a woman who's tied up.
















https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/97659/19005869/Twice+Bitten

https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/97659/18229724/Fang+Fuckers

Vampiress Review: "The Monster Project"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4537888/

The Gist:  A film crew looking to get social media hits decide to interview three people who believe they're monsters only to find out it's not in their heads.

Clarification:  Long story short half this film is absolutely useless and half of it is great.  The film unfortunately starts with us getting the members of the crews very uninteresting and un needed backstory.  Making matters worse this part of the film is in first person camera view similar to films like the Blair Witch Project, Cloverfield and Quarantined which doesn't make much sense for this part as they're recording conversations and situations that no one would record.

Anyway if you can make it through that you eventually get to the part where they go into an old creepy mansion to interview 3 people.  One who thinks they're a skincrawler (like a werewolf), One who thinks she's a vampire and one who thinks she's possessed by demons.  As stated in the gist eventually the moon comes up and all three lose control and go after the film crew. 

Selling Point:  Once you get to the actual horror movie portion of the film it is absolutely great.  Since the building loses power you're getting the movie from the perspective of one of the film crews head mounted camera's with night vision so the horror portion comes off similar to some of the best horror video games.    This is also the only time the use of these camera's actually makes logical sense.

Female Vampire Factor:                        (Major spoiler below)

One of the monsters interviewed is a female tatoo artist named Shayla.
In order for her to agree to the interview she requests blood.  They give her the blood of the boom operator who she then develops a connection to and taste for.  She'll only talk to him and reveals to the rest of the crew his hidden secret.  He's a drug addict. As we've already mentioned her niceness is short lived as once the moon came up she was all blood lust.

Shayla does end up getting to one of the crew in the director Murielle
While trying to escape she takes very ill from her bite wound eventually succumbing to it.  That lasts all of a minute or two as she comes back attacking for blood. 

The film has a major plot twist as far as the ending goes.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  Very limited screen time but they are well used when they get it.  While the movie doesn't get high marks from critics (and the first 45 minutes is cringe worthy don't get me wrong) this film is worth at least a view because as bad as the first half of the movie was the last half does make up for it if you can make it that far.

Vampiress XXX Review: "Vampire Sexy Legend"

http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/-/id=449a121/?nats=MTA4OC4xLjEuMS4wLjAuMC4wLjA&i3_ref=search&i3_ord=13

The Gist: A nurse falls asleep at work and dreams that she is a vampire.

Clarification: Not sure what this nurse ate before she lost consciousness but these are some wild dreams.  Basically these are just straight sex scenes where the gimmick is the woman sprouts fangs when she gets super turned on and drinks from her lovers when she's done.

Selling Point: The moaning and writhing when she gets ready to fang out and after she finally does is absolutely a turn on.

Female Vampire Factor:  The idol of the film is Mio Okazaka
As mentioned there isn't much to this as far as story goes.  Just interaction with a guy that leads to sex and midway through the sex she fangs out and bites that person afterward.

Scene 1: She is a dominatrix having her way with a submissive man

Scene 2: She lours a man to her pretending to be a damsel in distress

Scene 3: She is discovered bound in the hospital by a doctor who she then seduces when he frees her.
The film ends with her being woken up by the doctor in the previous scene and then you get your Micheal Jacksons thriller finale (the old "hey she might really be a monster" ending).
The film does exactly what it was meant to do which frankly Jav films tend to be the best at when it comes to vampires.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.

Vampiress Review: "Aleta: Vampire Mistress"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1514044/

The Gist:  Several people and law enforcement agencies argue with each other over jurisdiction regarding a bunch of murders that has resulted in dead bodies missing blood eventually leading them to the lair of an ancient Chinese empress turned vampire. 

Clarification: Basically it boils down to lots of boobs with a barely held together story in between.  A vampire hunter a psychic and an FBI agent go around to crime scenes which usually leads to some sort of flashback scene of vampires doing things.  It looks and feels a lot like a Bollywood film so if you go in knowing that you'll understand what you're getting (terrible acting combined with musical numbers).

Selling Point:  The boobs parts.  Also some of the comedic parts are actually pretty funny (like a vampire hunter telling a potential victim to hurry and go have sex since her captors only want virgins).  Also some of the non comedic parts are also unintentionally funny (Like the scene when a body falls from a car door and you see one of the vampires flinch at the way the actor landed).


Female Vampire Factor:  The lead vampire is Aleta played by Ange Maya.
Her story is that she was turned to a vampire when two underlings in ancient China were messing with a contraption that opened up a dimension.  When it happened some weird computer generated eel things took over her body and she became a vampire.   Her vampire abilities were then used as a weapon for the ancient Chinese government but a curse was placed so she could never go back so she's roamed the Earth since building a harem of vampires.
The Harem does the majority of the vampire stuff in the film which boils down to maybe 3 scenes.


As much as I want to say I downright hated the film I will give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.  Even with all the corniness of it (and there's a lot) on top of the fact that Aleta is hard to understand in some scenes you can't deny it's still a film full of sexy female vampires who's leader likes to rape men.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Vampiress Review: The Last Revanents


The Gist: A scientist tries to help the last remaining vampires survive a disease that is wiping them out.

Clarification:  This is one of those great concept, poor execution films.  Problem being that it seems like they have absolutely no clue what direction they wanted this film to go (is it a horror about monsters eating people?  Is it a drama about people slowly dying of a disease?  It is romance about a woman who meets her dream guy through awkward circumstances?) so they're solution was to go  into all of the directions and attempt to cram it into 90 minutes.

Biggest complaint: Apparently their lighting budget was non existent with much of the film being in darkness with a few small lanterns.  The film is also about an hour and a half long but most of that consists of enough sub plots to do 4 entire movies just kind of thrown in and holy crap is the character Tiffany annoying.

Female Vampire Factor:

Tiffany  
Tiffany is the most far gone of the vampires as she has no control over her blood lust (in fact she's the only one that seems to have issues).  She runs a massage parlor out of the BNB they operate and has been eating all her clients.  Most of her camera time is spent being irrationally hostile to everyone and nagging a lot. While the film does explain that the disease is the reason she acts the way she does it comes off more as obnoxious human irritability than vampire with uncontrolled blood lust.

Lydia 
Lydia is the Marlyn Munster of the group as in you really wouldn't know she's different if the film didn't tell you.  She's also the accountant of the BNB and falls for the police officer who is sent to investigate the disappearances of the massage parlor clients.  Her one major fang scene is pretty much a reenactment of the cop/vampire sex scene from Innocent Blood.

Rachel 
Rachel doesn't want to be a vampire and would rather be cured of that over curing a disease that would keep her drinking blood.  She doesn't actually feed on anyone during the film and all her scenes deal with her wanting to restore her humanity.

Mel  
Mel runs a tatoo parlor out of the BNB.  She's also a lesbian who has a thing for Lydia but Lydia not being a lesbian makes that relationship a little one sided.

(SPOILER ALERT)

Dr. Ashley Wilson 
She's the scientist who comes in wanting to help the vampires.  Eventually it's revealed that her ex lover is a vampire and the reason for the experiments is to find a way for vampires to have kids and that she's always wanted to be a vampire but he wouldn't turn her.  That and about a thousand other things they reveal link her to the vampires but none of them really explain anything.  Her being turned is a "matter of fact" revelation in the films final scene so nothing of interest happens out of it.

The film is pretty much a jumble of stories poorly told so I have to give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.  Possibly this could have been better done as a short story collection where we meet each character individually with the end resulting in their individual issues having them coming together but as is it's a film that jumps around so randomly that even someone with A.D.D. would ask it to concentrate.