Vampiress model "AvaRaeh"

AvaRaeh is a cam model who can be seen on various cam sites such as "Camwhores" as well as "MyFreeCams".  Below are links to several videos in which she is a vampire.

Vampiress Review: "What We Do in the Shadows"

The Gist: A mock documentary documenting the lives of several vampires living together in a flat in New Zealand.

Clarification:  Pretty simple,  Just take the Office and replace the office with an flat and the workers with vampires and it's the same concept.  The fact that their monsters does at least in my mind make it a lot more entertaining as they normalize a lifestyle that isn't normal whatsoever not to mention they vampires in the house are very much set in old ways which then get turned upside down when a newly turned vampire moves in with his human room mate and tries to modernize them

Selling Point: It's a decent comedy.

Female Vampire Factor: All the main characters are men.  In fact there are barely women in the movie at all let alone ones important to the plot.  In the films beginning the first time they go out on the town they do interact with a few as they explain how there are others in New Zealand.

The next instance after that is a vampire antagonist they meet at a vampire masquerade ball who tries to kill their human friend.

And finally Jackie (Jackie Van Beek) She is a familiar to the main vamp in the house who does all his bidding in hopes of getting turned one day.  After the film is over you find out in a mid credit scene that she had been turned and has now made her husband her familiar.

It's not a bad comedy at all so for that it's watchable.  As far as a Vampire Beauty Rating it's a 2 out of 5.

Vampiress Model: Savannah Fox

In the below video porn star Savannah Fox as a vampire battles and then has sex with a vampire who she accuses of hunting in her territory.

Vampiress Review: "#VampireLife"

The Gist: Two stories that deal with women being attacked by vampires.

Clarification:  In the first tale called "Money, Vampires and Weed" three girls get held hostage by a woman who stole a large bag of money from a vampire.  In the second story "Crimson" a group of medical students help a woman who was attacked by a group of vampires who are looking for her.

Selling Point: All the stories do revolve around women.

Female Vampire Factor:  I've already reviewed the film Crimson which you can view HERE.  I will mention the one presented here is a thoroughly edited down version which takes out a lot of the stuff I complain about in my original review so the enjoyment factor on this version is much higher.

The first movie "Money, Vampires and Weed" on the other hand was my first time watching that and I have to say I was entertained. It wasn't bad entertaining it was dumb entertaining.  Basically you take the premise of the first "Purge" movie but replace the purgers with a vampire wanting his money and replace the family with three ditsy college students with the dumbest one being the blonde pot head who pretty much just let's the vampire in and talks to him like nothing is going on.

SPOILER ALERT The only negative takeaway is the fact that when the payoff actually does happen at the end it's so brief you barely see it. 

If you're going to watch a version of Crimson definitely get this film and not it's original format.  I give the DVD a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5 just based on that with "Money, Vampires and Weed" just being a decent bonus.

Vampiress Review: "Vampyre"

The Gist:  A man whose family is murdered by vampires comes back to haunt them.

Clarification:  That is the best explanation I can give to this movie.  It is downright impossible to follow.  Not much dialogue and even if there was the film was so random it wouldn't have even mattered.  It's best described as a very cheep attempt at a Jean Rollins style vampire film.

Selling Point: You get a topless lead vampire with a cloak.

Female Vampire Factor:  They're in here.  Some have fangs, some don't, pretty much luck of the draw.

I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.  I'd steer clear of this and just go ahead and watch and actual Jean Rollins Vampire flick.

Vampiress Review: "The Last Sect"

The Gist:  A magazine writer doing a story about a dating service ends up being coveted by the female vampires who run it. 

Clarification:  A magazine writer named Sydney ends up doing a story about a dating service.  The dating service ends up being a cover up for a group of female vampires who uses the men who sign up for the service to feed on which they broadcast on the internet as a type of snuff film.

 While this is happening a vampire hunter named Van Helsing played by the late David Carradine is on the hunt for the group.  In fact this film has also been advertised by the title "Van Helsing 2".

The plot of the film moves at a snails pace as the bulk of it is Carradine talking about hunting the vampires and repetitive dream sequences between the head vampire Anastasia and Syney the writer.

Selling Point: PG-13 lesbian vampirism.

Female Vampire Factor: As mentioned this is a movie about an entire Sect of female vampires so basically 90% of the females in the film.

The only one who truly gets screen time is the head vampire Anastasia played by Deborah Odell.

Her relationship with Sydney (Natalie Brown) really doesn't go very far other than dream sequences as the vampire hunters show up just in time or so it seems. By the films end it is hinted at that Sydney does get turned.

The film looks way better in pictures than it is.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  It concentrates way too much on the vampire hunter sub plot which just makes the movie drag since literally nothing really happens during any of those scenes.

Vampiress Review: "Blood Kisses"

The Gist:  A teacher starts acting weird and eventually starts sucking blood.

Clarification:  This film lost me I won't lie.  Basically it's a rework of the movie Vampire's Kiss but way less understandable and not as fun.  Guy who had a traumatic experience grows up seemingly normal but then starts having weird dreams of an encounter with a mysterious female that might not be dreams but mostly involve vampire like things which eventually just leads to him becoming a serial killer.  The thing that makes the film hard to follow isn't by design as stuff just kind of happens throughout to the point that I'm not entirely positive they aren't just editing mistakes. 

Selling Point: There is a half naked female vampire in it
Female Vampire Factor:  Her name is Abigail Quintard played by Nancy Malleo.

Problem is unlike Jennifer Beals' Rachel in Vampires Kiss you rarely see her and isn't really seen as tormenting him as much as she's just a way to throw off the viewer as to whats going on.

I give the movie a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.  Just watch Vampires Kiss.   You'll get more out of it.