Sunday, May 28, 2017

Vampiress XXX Review: "Lesbian Vampire Summer"

http://watch8x.com/Watch_EDRG004-Lesbian-Vampire-Summer--Dance-Miori-Tsugumi-Kotomi-Muto-Asakura-With-~_2428.aspx

The Gist: A pair of lesbian vampires take in a school girl.  One of them falls in love with her.

Clarification: This film is more storyline than porn.  Expect mostly the exploration of the vampire falling in love with the school girl.  The other vampire gets jealous of their relationship and wants to prevent it.

Female Vampire Factor: This film is nothing but female vampires.  The main vampire antagonist is played by Mai Miori
She is the one who wants to prevent the relationship between her vampire lover (Kotami Asakura) and the young school girl Tsugumi Muto
 Though this is a vampire film there are no fangs.  Their vampirism is represented with red contact lenses. 
http://watch8x.com/Watch_EDRG004-Lesbian-Vampire-Summer--Dance-Miori-Tsugumi-Kotomi-Muto-Asakura-With-~_2428.aspx
The sex scenes are hot in this film but the vampirism is pretty lacking.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.
http://www.eroticjapan.com/?t=111566,1,7,0

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Vampiress Review: "Deeply Bitten"

https://www.versocinema.com/search/deeply%20bitten

The Gist: A man approaches a young vampire girl at a nightclub and they have a night of passionate sex

Clarification: This is a two part scene from Verso Cinema.  Part 1 is the the man and the girl meeting and having sex.  He leaves when he feels his life is in danger.  In part 2 the guy comes back and is held captive by the vampires.  Again this ends in sex.

Female Vampire Factor: The vampire in the film is played by Spanish adult film actress Ena Sweet. 
It's a decent film, not much to it.  If you're a fang fetishist you'll probably enjoy it but storyline wise it's just a basic porn with a short buildup. Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of  5.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Vampiress XXX Review: "Night Nurse"


The Gist: A under appreciated nurse is attacked by a vampire while working and seeks revenge on those who ignored her once she turns.

Clarification: This is a single porn clip presented by Brazzers made up to look like a trailer of a 1960's/70's style grindhouse horror flick.  You see the general premise before getting to the point where she meets up with the doctor that she has sex with and bites.

Female Vampire Factor: Nurse Dawn is played by French adult actress Anna Polina.
Not much else to say about it.  She does bite a few people in the film but she doesn't actually have fangs (unlike the male vampire who bit her).  Her vampirism is represented by red contacts, colorful yet dark makeup and lingerie.
Despite that flaw she definitely looks the part.  It's a shame this wasn't a full movie as it would probably be better that way.  In it's current format it's just OK.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.




http://www.brazzersnetwork.com/videos/doctor-adventures/all-pornstars/all-categories/alltime/bydate/

Vampiress Review: Stake Land 2

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5843670/

The Gist:  After his wife is killed by a vampire and the human cultists that worship her a young vampire hunter seeks out his mentor to help aid him in tracking the vampire down to kill her.

Clarification: So this is a direct sequel to the 2011 film that I very much enjoyed.  It is no more than just The Walking Dead but with vampires but if the formula works go with it and the way they do it does actually make for an intriguing story.  More so than the SyFy series "Van Helsing" which has a similar premise. 

With that being said, much like The Walking Dead, vampires are all background characters and are treated exactly like zombies so you aren't going to get any eye candy out of this.  I'll get that out the way now that Vampire Beauty Rating for this is 1 out of 5

Selling Point:  These two movies together would make decent seasons of a TV show and do have pretty good entertainment factor. 

Female Vampire Factor:  Only two worth mentioning.  The first is the main antagonist vampire who is a blonde with one eye.  She is responsible for killing the main protagonists family, ironically with an arrow that he shot meant for her.
The other (SPOILER ALERT) is the only female main character of the film.  A feral human named "lady" played by Laura Abramson.
 They find her and take her in and thanks to the fact that she was not raised by humans is very much like a puppy with her behavior.  When she ends up getting bit, the man who took care of her "Mister" hesitates to end her.  His hesitation pays off as even though she is a vampire she does not go after him instead attacking the members of the vampire worshiping cult hunting him and dying in the process. 
So if you liked the original you will like this one.  If you haven't seen either I do recommend them but be prepared as there is absolutely no sexy vampirism in this film as opposed to the first which has one slightly enjoyable female vamp.