Vampiress Review: "Vampiros"

The Gist: After being turned into a vampire by a woman after a one night stand a man seeks out the vampire who turned him.

Clarification: So this is one of those "guy down on his luck thanks to a broken relationship finally gets out of the house just for the first woman to give him the time of day to be a vampire who turns him" film.  After that the bulk of it is the guy (Jonathon) recruiting his friends and trying to find the woman who bit him for revenge.  Along the way he meets a gothic vampire named Christian who takes him under his wing resulting in finding out that both he and Gloria (the vampire that turned him) are pawns in a game of one upsmanship between two more powerful vampires. 

Selling Point: It's a more action filled horror soap opera similar to an Anne Rice flick.

Female Vampire Factor: The main vampire who starts the ball rolling is Gloria (Wanda Rovira)

You eventually found she bit the guy (Jonathon) because she was in love with him and lonely and the movie especially towards the end takes a very soap opera like turn.  This is also the only point where you really see her especially during the end cat fight.

You have a few others.  A blonde in particular who gets quite a bit of screen time but is never actually named in the film.

She is credited as "Vanesa" and played by Brenda Robles.  The only thing we learn about her in the film is she is the main antagonists woman and her and Gloria don't get along leading to the above mentioned cat fight.

As per usual with this type of film you do get plenty of background vampires as well but the above two are the only ones where you won't miss them if you blink.   It's a decent film even if it is riddled with cliches out of an Ann Rice book.  Warning, it is a Spanish language film so you either need to know Spanish or get a copy with subtitles if you do take a look.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.

Vampiress Review: "Dracula Unleashed"

The Gist: An American business man comes to London in the late 1800's and investigates some mysterious murders of people being drained of their blood.

Clarification: So this is an interactive CD game which came out in 1993.  For those too young to remember these types of games they were movies where different actions led to different outcomes.  This is one of the few games of this type to actually get positive reviews.  At the time it came out for the Sega Cd and PC but was re-relaased as an interactive DVD game in the early 2000's.

As the story goes this is a direct sequel to the Bram Stokers Dracula novel.  You play the part of Alexander Morris who is Quincy Morris' brother.  You go around talking to different people who knew your late brother.  If you hold the right items when going into the right locations the story will unfold.  If you do not something "bad" happens and it's game over.

Selling Point: It's is a surprisingly fun game (surprising since major electronics manufacturers like Panasonic got out of the video game business because these types of games didn't sell well).

Fame Vampire Factor:  So as I mentioned if you screw up it usually leads to your death.  During the early parts of the game that death is generally at the hands of your turned girlfriend Annessete.

If you do well enough you will have some run ins with Dracula's brides.

They also rehash the whole "Lucy comes back from the dead" storyline with the character Julia almost scene for scene

It's definitely worth a look if you have a few hours free (though it's not as good looking the Sega CD/PC original is a much more complete version than the DVD cut).  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.

Vampiress Model: Devious Queen

Devious Queen is a dominatrix style amateur clip model who currently holds her own clipstore on the clips4sale and Kinkbomb websites.  Her clips mostly center around point of view style video's in which she is roleplaying as some type of fetish.  In the below clips are examples of her video's in which she plays a vampire. 

Vampiress Review: "The Bleeding"

The Gist: A guy finds out that his brother who he thought was killed in Afghanistan has returned and is now the leader of a group of vampires and he's the only one who can stop him.

Clarification: This is basically Blade lite.  Actually in all honesty it looks much more like the XXX porn "Dark Angels 2" (which in itself is a Blade knockoff) but without the porn obviously.  The film takes place from the end and then backtracks to show how the characters got to that point.  In spite of the fact that the film description given for it talks about the brother going to war etc.  None of that is in the film and is barely even important to the plot which takes place well after the guy is presumed dead (just in case you believe there is some drama elements to in the film which there aren't).

The bulk of the film is a beat em up action flick with most of it really just being an extended version of the night club scene at the beginning of the original Blade movie.

Selling Point: It's very fast paced.

Female Vampire Factor:  The Vampire brood has quite a few as it's a pretty large group.  This is very apparent toward the end of the film when you have the "Blade" knockoff dance club scene.

Other than that only two get any repeat screen time.  That being the character Vanya played by Kat Van D

 and Katya played by Sindy Espitia

There roles are basically the brides to the main vampire in the film and are seen in most of the scenes in which people are being bitten or tortured as background characters.

 It's not a terrible movie especially if you're into the SyFy channel style films as this contains a lot of the D list celebs you'd find in those movies.   I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  If you have nothing better to do and it's on TV check it out. 

Vampiress XXX Review: "Alexis Fawx's Vampire/Vampires Second Victim"

The Gist: After being seduced and turned by a vampire a woman takes her first victim.

Clarification: Produced by PrimalFetish.com who always does high quality vampire clips this is a sequel to their film "Vampires First Victim" in which the male vampire in this clip originally gets turned by the bartender at a bar he goes to and takes a sexy bar waitress as his first victim.  This film starts with him entering a sexy blondes apartment where they have sex and he bites her.  The bulk of it though is the female vampire taking her first victim thus making the title kind of confusing if you didn't know about the original film clip. It's also listed under the title Alexis Fawx's Vampire under the "Primal Transformations" banner. 

Selling Point: Primal Fetish always has high quality films

Female Vampire Factor: The lead (and only) female vampire in this film is played by Alexis Fawx

Out of the Primal Fetish vampire films I've seen so far her performance is probably the most over the top.  Lots of screaming and thinking out loud in her performance which is different from most of these films where the female vampires are very low key and seductive.  It's not overly distracting but does take some getting used to.

 As is the usual for films from this group I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.  I highly recommend it.

Vampiress Review: "Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein"

The Gist: Dr. Frankenstein moves into Dracula's castle and resurrects his dead body in order to use the vampire to do his bidding.

Clarification: I don't know much about the background of the making of this movie but by watching it it's very obvious that this film as well as Dracula's Daughter was made at the same time as they have pretty much the same cast and same setting though this film would be a lot tamer than Dracula's Daughter which was released two months after this one.  

It's not a very strong film story wise and can be summed up pretty effortlessly.  Basically Dr, Frankenstein resurrects Dracula,  Dracula attacks a few people, The Dr. regrets resurrecting Dracula and destroys him, the end.  Unlike many of Jess Franco's films this one can't be described what so ever as erotic horror though.  There is no nudity or eroticism whatsoever in this one.  Obviously if you saw my review for Dracula's Daughter he more then made up for it with that one. 

Selling Point: Another opportunity to see Britt Nichols with fangs.

Female Vampire Factor: As mentioned above it's pretty much the same cast as Dracula's Daughter so this would be the first of two films were Nichols would be playing a sexy vampiress but this film is not even in the same league as the other one in the "Sexy" category.  Here she just kind of appears randomly to take victims or just hiss at the screen where as the other one she's a full blown lesbian vampire sex pot.

Also in the film Dracula takes a crazy woman named Maria (Paca Gabaldón) and turns her.  She really only gets one scene as a vampire before she's destroyed in the films finale.  Her role for most of the film before that is to make random orgasm like noises in a room whenever she's on screen.

This is definitely a skipable film all around.   At the end of the day all this film does is make me want to watch Dracula's Daughter again which is a great erotic horror film as this makes me appreciate it so much more (plus you get to see the women in this film naked in that one).  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5. 

The Vampiress Episode: "Women: Stories of Passion"

"The Little Vampire"

Season 2

Episode 7

Women: Stories of Passion was a weekly erotic television series produced by Playboy entertainment which aired on the Showtime Network from 1996 to 1999.  The premise of the show was an author interviewing women about their romantic escapades with men basically just making it a live action romance novel. Every week it would be a different woman with a different story to tell where she has lots of passionate sex. 

In this episode from the shows second season which aired in 1997 we meet a woman named Angelica (Shannah Laumeister)

Once upon a time she got with some guy while she was drunk who loured her outside and bit her turning her into a vampire.  She then spent the bulk of her life in an abandoned mansion by herself eating mice.  

One day she lours a guy into the mansion where they eventually have sex.  She bites him but doesn't drain him. They fall for each other so this happens repeatedly.  

As they start to get close the vampire who turned her returns to take her back and threatens her new beau.  He wants her to stop eating mice and learn to kill humans including her new man. 

This results in her learning to stand up for herself and eventually sacrificing herself for her new man which apparently broke the vampire curse and they live happily ever after.  

You're not going to get much out of this episode other than R rated sex scenes and there are no fangs.  If you're into fairy tales this series is a good watch.  Otherwise not the top of the line in the softcore porn genre. 

Vampiress Model: Leslie Culton

Leslie Culton is a B-movie actress out of Atlanta, Georgia who has appeared in over 15 films.  She is also a former Vampirella model as well as a pro wrestler under the name "Vanessa Harding".  Below are several examples of her as Vampirella as well as a promo clip included with the film "Hookers in a Haunted House" where she appears as a sexy vampire.