Saturday, January 28, 2017

Vampiress XXX Review: "Ejacula 2"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136132/

The Gist:  An American couple come to stay at the castle of Ejacula completely unaware that they are in a castle of vampires.

Clarification:  Basically this is Ejacula 1 part 2 as you can put the two films together and it would just be one long movie (in other words it was shot as one long movie and just split into 2.)  This one is a bit more story driven than the first as we get more around the vampire hunter plus the story of the vampires wanting the couple staying with them to be part of their brood. 

Selling Point: Same the first as a Dracula costume fetish Film.


Female Vampire Factor: Ejacula as in the first film is played by Patricia Kennedy
Most of the sex scenes in this film don't include her this time around.   Instead dealing mostly with the couple,  the hunchback played by Ron Jeremy and of course, random vampire orgy's. Women with Fangs do get a bit more screen time in this film than in the first.

 This film and especially it's ending is best described as a clusterfuck.  Much like the first I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  It tries but as a porn it is average.



Vampiress Review: "Young Hannah: Queen of the Vampires"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069933/

The Gist: After his father is murdered by having a tomb dropped on him a son inadvertently releases a deadly female vampire on an island when he opens it to free his fathers body.

Clarification:  Also known by the title "Crypt of the Living Dead" it's a pretty straight forward film that revolves around a guy who comes to an island to retrieve the body of his late father.  Everyone on the island knows and believes the legend that in the crypt the man's body is trapped in is the body of a vampire and opening it means releasing her but they eventually do help him as his father was a well respected person on the island.  Of course the guy doesn't believe the legend but low and behold the crypt gets opened the body in the crypt was in pristine condition in spite of the fact that it was hundreds of years old and people started dying immediately after.

Eventually you learn that someone on the island had a plan to resurrect her all along and the guys father was trying to stop them.

Female Vampire Factor: Teresa Gimpera stars as Hannah.
She's really a non factor for most of the film.   She doesn't speak and only functions at night.  In fact most of the film once she's introduced follows the people on the island preparing for her than her actually doing anything until towards the end which is when she actually starts doing the whole "feeding on people" thing.
The film also starred Patty Shepard as a school teacher on the island who takes a romantic interest in the newcomer to the island.  Shepard played a vampire herself in the 1971 film Werewolf vs the Vampire Woman.
In the films twist ending you find out that one of the girls in the school has been turned which she enlists a boy to make sure none of the adults are around and she asks him to come in to play with her.
 I wouldn't consider the film a must watch since as I said even though the title character of the film is a female vampire the film really doesn't revolve around her till the end. I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Vampiress XXX Review: "The Vampire Woman"

http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/The-Vampire-Woman-Serina-Hayakawa-Nagomi/id=atid00264/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=1

The Gist:  A female vampire takes in a school girl who she seduces and feeds on.

Clarification:  This is the first lesbian Japanese Adult Video with a vampire theme that I've seen that seems to try to be a legitimate film.  The film places importance on the story just as much as it does the sex as opposed to sex scenes with story as a time filler.  The film revolves around a school girl played by Nagomi
Similar to Charlie Brewster in the original Fright Night 2 she is constantly haunted by dreams and fantasies of the woman who has taken her in.  Those fantasies usually end in her being bitten and the bite marks are usually very real.

Selling Point:  Lesbian Sex of course.

Female Vampire Factor:  The Main Vampire is played by Serina Hayakawa.
Unlike the majority of the JAV vampire movies I've seen this vampire actually spends most of the film seducing her intended target.  As mentioned above the film is mostly scenes of her hypnotizing and then molesting her young victim just for the victim to wake up in her bed with a jolt as if she was having a nightmare.   As far as fangs go you only see them twice in the film.  Once at the very beginning to establish she's a vampire and once at the end when she sinks her teeth into Nagomi for the final time so it is a build up and not a fang fetish film.
If I do have a complaint it's that they don't really play up Serina's sexiness.  The story revolves around the school girl but as mentioned Serina's character is very much like Regine Dandradge from the original Fright Night 2 and in that film she had many scenes to play up how seductive she was to understand why Charlie was obsessed.  We don't really see Serina doing anything truly sexy outside the one masturbation sequence.  Everything else happens during the "dream sequences".  Otherwise I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5



Vampiress Review: "Vampire In Love"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4328196/

The Gist:  A young vampire girl struggles with her feelings for the human boy she grew up with.

Clarification: Yes it's a vampire romance BUT it's actually a very entertaining one mainly because the vampires in it are actually vampires (not moody teenagers).  They have fangs, they feed and they have vampire related problems which this film centers around including but not limited to the fact that they recommend to the young girl that the Dracula method is the best way to take a human lover (IE stalk him, turn him and he has no choice but to stay with you).

Kiiara (the main vampire in the film)  also has the problem of being the object of the affection of an evil vampire that wants her for himself.  This brings some action elements to the film specifically the last half hour or so.

Selling Point: Good enough mix of romance, comedy and action that the film doesn't get boring.

Female Vampire Factor:  The main protagonist of the film Kiira is played by Mirei Kiritana.
With the exception of the blood lust, vampires in this universe can live generally like humans since they can exist in daytime.  They do have to avoid silver, garlic and must be invited in to enter homes but they also have the ability to erase peoples memories and teleport.   Because of this the struggle Kiira has in the film is strictly because she cares enough to no want to force the life on him.
Basically you get a lot of her holding her vampire side back as best as she can throughout the films beginning.
 The film is pretty much reverse Japanese Twilight with a personality and not drawn out over several movies.  If you're not into sappy films stay clear but it's not bad at all.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  She fangs out a few times throughout the movie just not enough to give it a score higher than that but still enjoyable.

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Vampiress Model: Michelle Firestone

Michelle Firestone is a transgender model and porn star out of Akron Ohio.  Known for her long legs as well as other things she plays a vampire madam in the below footage from TSpussyhunter.com who seduces and has very kinky bondage sex with cheerleader Bianca Dagger.