The Gist: Demons are taking over the Earth in the form of Vampires and Zombies and it's up to a fallen angel and the father of a kid kidnapped for a sacrifice to stop them.
Clarification: Basically this movie isn't really a movie it's a really long trailer for a movie. What I mean by that is that it really doesn't have a well told plot but instead comes off as a bunch of random scenes thrown together and you're supposed to figure the plot out on your own. Toward the films end it starts to follow a linear plot of a guy trying to save his son from the devil but by that point it's almost like the start of a whole new movie. This doesn't ruin the film at all since the film starts like any other film does if you walk in 20 minutes late so it's almost welcome that you finally start to understand something that's going on.
Selling Point: This film is "bad movie" funny. The funniest joke being the ending suggests a sequel.
Female Vampire Factor: There are several barely seen background ones but one main one who gets a ton of screen time is Vanity (Dawn Andrews)
She is a woman who works at a tattoo parlor who along with her boss just randomly get possessed and becomes the lead vampires of the film .
There are also two female bartender vampires who get about a millisecond of screen time.
This is one of those films where the bad acting and horrible sound is forgivable but the terrible editing is hard to overcome. The film should have just consisted of two storylines, the above vampire and her boss doing Satans bidding and the dad who lost his daughters road to becoming gods champion. Unfortunately every character no matter how insignificant gets a backstory leading to the film seeming like a confusing mess. I give the film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.
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