Vampiress XXX Review: "Twilight of Virginity"

The Gist:  A Vampire sets his sights on the new virgin in town but he's not the only vampire who senses her and he must protect her from the others.

Clarification: A cheap not well thought out attempt to capitalize on the Twilight craze.  The parody aspect is very loosely based on the film with the bulk of it being basically just a stereo-typically cheap porn that has some slight plot similarities to Twilight.

Selling Point: Nope

Female Vampire Factor: In theory every female in the film but the "Bella" character is a vampire but there are no fangs, no biting and pretty much no real vampirism in the film.  Their obsession as stated in the gist is taking the girls virginity and that plot is reserved mainly for the guys as the women are just vagina's for the guys to have sex with in between the plot related scenes.

 I didn't think you could get worse than the actual Twilight film but this actually finds a way to do it.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 1 out of 5.  To get a better version of nearly the same premise without the Twilight references check out the film "I am Virgin".

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