Vampiress XXX Review: "Muffy the Vampire Layer (1992)"

The Gist:  A California Cheerleader along with her friends raid a spooky castle looking for vampires.

Clarification: This is a film from the end of the golden age of adult cinema.  Back during a time when it was super generic and cheesy, full of big hair and terrible double entendres that always lead to random out of the blue sex.  Outside of the storyline you get 5 sex scenes.  3 standard guy on girl, 1 three way between two guys and a girl and one lesbian scene.

Selling Point:  The master vampire in this film is female.

Female Vampire Factor:  This is one of those "The payoff comes at the end" films.  Muffy's friends get picked off one by one by their A.D.D. which results in them forgetting why they're at the castle in the first place and having sex with anyone they meet up with which just leaves her by herself. That's when the master vampire arrives (Tawny)

This leads to a lesbian sex scene where the master vampire gets the best of Muffy.  Muffy (PJ Sparxx) then wakes up in her bed.  Was it a dream?  Apparently not as she wakes up with the vampires cloak on.

While the end of the movie was a nice payoff it really isn't much of a vampire film as much as it is an awkward comedic parody of the 1992 Buffy film that doesn't really pull that off well either.  For that I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.