The Gist: An author suffering through writers blog attempts to write a romance novel about vampires
Clarification: Basically this is your run of the mill hardcore porn film that attempts to have a plot. In this case the bulk of the film is black and white badly acted artistic scenes that seem like something out of a 90's perfume add which represents the erotic novel being played out on screen. The actual sex scenes are in color but anything with dialogue is black and white. The plot of the book itself is about a female vampire who wants to turn her human husband but the way the vampire curse works if he is not willing both will die (or something along those lines, they aren't very clear).
Selling Point: Angelica Sinns massively huge.... Well you see where I'm going.
Female Vampire Factor: Well I already mentioned Angelica Sinns who is the main vampire of the film "Veronica" who is looking to turn her mortal husband. Veronica also has two nameless Henchwomen played by Gizzel and Nautica Thorn.
Their only scene in the film is a girl on girl not to mention these two are the only females with a bite scene but unfortunately none of the above mentioned females show fangs. In fact out of the four women in this film (all of which play vampires) the only one who does show fangs is Kim Chambers who plays the vampire queen.
The above screencap is the only time you see fangs in this entire film about vampires and in this case she was in her coffin sleep. As soon as she wakes up they're gone. As a porn the sex scenes are super hot and have tons of rewatchability. As a vampire film it's terrible. I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.
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