Vampiress XXX Review: "An Erotic Tale of Ms. Dracula"

The Gist:  A husband and wife team attempt to sneak into a vampires lair in order to save a girl being held captive.

Clarification: There really isn't much to clarify as the storyline to this movie is just an excuse to give the actors something to talk about for roughly a minute between sex scenes.  It is not a plot driven movie whatsoever just a couple of minutes of sexual innuendo between characters followed by softcore sex. 

Selling Point: Great movie if you like simulated lesbian orgy's

Female Vampire Factor:  None whatsoever to the point that it gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 1 out of 5.  This movie threatens to have a vampire storyline but doesn't and only utilizes names from the Dracula novel for the characters.  Long story short a guy named Van Helsing hires Mina and Jonathon Harker and offers them one million dollars to save a girl named Ashley who's being held captive at the countess Dracula's castle.  Apparently the Countess plans on turning Ashley (who's importance is never explained) into a vampire.  The couple get into the mansion under the guise of being misuses and any attempt at a storyline goes to hell from that point on as they pretty much have sex with everyone there with nothing else of interest happening.  In fact the only vampiric thing to happen in the movie is in the films opening credits and just after it's first sex scene when Ms. Dracula played by Alexis Texas fangs out.  This is the ONLY time that happens.

The only vampire moment of the film

Seemingly every year Showtime around October gives us one of these softcore porn vamp films for Halloween.  While I wasn't a huge fan of last years film it was way more vampire related than this one.