Sunday, May 25, 2014

Vampiress XXX review: "Vampiress"


The Gist: A group of friends spend time at a house supposedly haunted by a vampire as a birthday adventure just to find out the stories are more true than they thought.

Clarification:  So if you've seen 90% of vampire softcore porn this is basically just the hardcore version of that (down to the same Los Angeles "castle" that's featured in most of these films).  As a matter of fact this film actually shares almost the same exact plot of 2004's "Emmanuelle vs Dracula" with only a few tweaks (instead of a bachelorette party it's a birthday party and the decoy head vamp is a female in this film).  Basically girls show up with guys to scary house and then systematically get bit and turned one by one by an evil vampire.

Selling Point:  If you're into threesomes, this movie is full of them including one lesbian 3 way.

Female Vampire Factor: As I mentioned in the clarification almost all the females in the film get turned.  Unfortunately despite this there isn't much vampiric stuff going on in the film.  In fact it's REALLY easy to miss so this is as much of a "heads up" as much as it is a review.  If you watch the movie it's there, you just have to be really patient.  Anyway here is your vampire cast.

Audrey Bitoni

Gianna Lynn & Amber Rayne

Ava Rose

Due the the extremely slow pace of the films plot progression it works a lot more as a straight porn than a vampire film.  For that I give this a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5.

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