Vampiress XXX Review: "Vampirass"

The Gist: A real estate agent tries to sell a home that once belonged to her former employer. 

Clarification: Nikki Richman is a real estate agent who is in charge of selling the Demonico estate (where she once was a maid).  It is a large home with secrets including a dungeon like basement where her friend and former employer Vanessa was last seen.  One day someone calls to inquire about the estate and it ends up being a friend and former lesbian lover of the two who had recently come into a lot of money.  The two pretty much spend the entire movie reminiscing about their old times together but eventually figure out what happened to their friend Vanessa through a dream they both shared.  

Selling Point: If you enjoy stereotypical porn featuring cheap sets and grade school play like acting this is probably the single greatest movie ever.

Female Vampire Factor:  This film gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 1 out of 5.  Despite the title and the cover (featuring a model who's not in the movie) this isn't actually a vampire movie at all.  As a matter of fact the only vampiric portion of the film is the "shocking twist ending" in which the two girls do a ritual to bring back Vanessa from limbo (where the evil witch with the coke head laugh named "Alexis" sends her).  Because Alexis took away part of the ritual from the book they used, Vanessa comes back but now all three women are vampires (below)

This movie could have been so much more.  Especially if Vanessa was brought back in the beginning and spent the rest of the movie turning the other girls.  Then again that is probably too much to ask as thought is not something that seemed to be put into this movie at all.