Thursday, May 3, 2012

Vampiress Review: Innocent Blood


The Gist:  A Vampiress causes more trouble than she bargains for after making a midnight snack of a mob boss.

Clarification: This movie is told from the point of view of a woman named Marie.  Marie is best described as a "good" vampire as she only feeds from criminals and all around bad people.  One night she decides to make a snack out of one of the most powerful mob bosses in the city but due to his bodyguards doesn't get to finish the job.  This starts a chain reaction of mobsters being turned into vampires and now Marie along with a police officer named Joe Gannaro have to find a way to put an end to it.

Selling Point:  Marie having handcuffed vampire sex with Joe (female vampires have needs too).

Female Vampire FactorThis film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 4 out of 5.  This movie is the perfect combo of comedy, horror and drama but the glaring issue with it is that it is a vampire movie where none of the vampires have fangs.  Their eyes glow and make a jaguar or panther noise when they vamp out but otherwise nothing else changes which (realistically) leads to really messy kills.

Vampiress Cast

Anne Parilloud (Marie)
She's a sexy vampire with a cute short haircut and a seductive french accent.  She uses her sex appeal to attract her prey and feeds in the middle of makeout sessions when her prey is least expecting it.   This makes having actual relationships a bit of an issue as her eyes began to change while having an intimate moment with her new sidekick officer Joe.  Lucky for Joe she fights her urges and he gets the night of his life and lives to tell about it. 











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