Vampire Beauties: 02/01/2012

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Vampiress XXX Review: This Isn't the Twilight saga Breaking Dawn The XXX Parody part 1

Vampire Cast

The Gist: The Fourth installment of Devils Films adult film based on scenes from the teen "vampire" novel and film series.

Clarification: This time around the movie actually seems to have a theme and can be classified as a stand alone full fledged movie parody as opposed to just random movie themed sex scenes.

Selling Point: Porno Bella finally gets turned in this one. Depending on how you feel that's either good or bad as the actress who up to this point played Bella was Jenna Haze but now is portrayed by Gracie Glam.

Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5. Kelly Klass is the second actress to portray "Alice" in this series and is the second to not fang out (thus what's the point). Basically no real vamp action outside of Dani Jenson.

Film Stills

Gracie Glam

Dani Jenson

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Vampire Cast

Audrey Hollander

Brynn Tyler

The Gist: The Third installment of Devils Films adult film based on scenes from the teen "vampire" novel and film series.

Clarification: A parody of various scenes from the film that all lead into sex (of course). There is a bit more of a plot to this one than there was in the previous two installments (but the scenes still come of pretty random).

Selling Point: Audrey Hollander as a vampire is pretty awesome to say the least. I would absolutely love to see her play one in a movie that isn't meant to be a joke that was only made to bite off the success of another movie.

Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5. Only two vamp scenes in this one but Audrey Hollander is actually a decent actress when she's not in scenes where 2 guys are filling her holes.

Film Galleries (each pick goes to a full set)

Audrey Hollander

Brynn Tyler

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Vampire Cast

Amy Brooke

Madison James

Ami Emerson

The Gist: The second installment of Devils Films adult film based on scenes from the teen "vampire" novel and film series.

Clarification: Once again like the 1st installment there is no real plot just parody of various scenes from the film but this time around a MUCH bigger emphasis on female vamps and fangs.

Selling Point: Lesbian sex scene between vampire Ami Emerson and unsuspecting bikini sunbather Ruby Knox (Galleries Below) or watch preview HERE.

Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 5 out of 5. They did a much better job this time around of picking scenes out of the film that would make for a good porn. The 1st time around it just seems like they were throwing Twilight references into sex scenes that would be no different without them. This time around it could almost pass for a vampire film (keyword is ALMOST). Otherwise the women are MUCH hotter in this film and most of them are sporting the fangs.

Film Still Galleries

Amy Brooke

Madison James

Vampiress XXX Review: This Isn't Twilight The XXX Parody

Vampire Cast

Lyla Storm

Phyllisha Anne

Audrey Hollander

The Gist: A series of hardcore porn sex scenes based on scenes from the motion picture "Twilight".

Clarification: Though it looks like it would be a high quality adult film based of the series, as the gist describes it is nothing more than randomly placed sex scenes based on characters from the actual film.

Selling Point: Audrey Hollander as Victoria aka the only fanged vampiress in the film.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 1 out of 5. 3 "vamp" characters in the film but if you didn't know it before hand (IE aren't familiar with the Twilight series) you wouldn't know they were vampires (just like the ACTUAL Twilight movies). Outside of Hollanders 3 way in the film this is your regular run of the mill porn.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Vampiress Review: Jess Franco's Female Vampire

The Gist: A mute Countess goes around town killing people by stealing their life force

Clarification: Despite the DVD cover the countess (played by Lina Romay) does not have fangs and she does not kill by biting in the neck like your run of the mill vampire (unless you get the toned down version of the movie in which she still doesn't have fangs but does bite). In the "true" form of the movie she steals her victims life force during oral sex. Basically her victims have an orgasm and expire so she is best described as a nympho succubus more than a vampire.

Selling point: Besides the hot death scenes? I guess it would be when she is on the hunt she is wearing nothing more than a belt, some over the knee boots and a cape the entire movie.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a vampire beauty rating of 5 out of 5. If you're going to only have one vampire in it, make sure she's hot, naked during it and has the ability to be sexy without saying a word in the whole thing. Even with the obvious blooper that should have been edited out in the opening credits.

Vampiress XXX Review: Les Vampyres 2: The Resurrection

Vampire Cast

Wendi Knight

The Gist: After the events of the 1st film. Veronika's first lover uses her new lovers former beau (who is now a vampire) to get revenge on her.

Clarification: This movie literally takes place moments after the end of the 1st film (IE if you didn't see the first film the plot would be hard to follow) as your 1st dialogue is a discussion of the painful ending of the last film. That's pretty much it as far as plot goes as the rest of the film is pretty much random vampire sex. Unlike the first film which was more substance, this was more sex.

Selling Point: Having a legit eastern European female (Denise) playing a vampire (if only she had the cloak).

Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 4 out of 5. Like the first film it is 100% about the chicks with fangs. The only real downside is that they use a lot of footage from the first movie as filler in this movie but there is enough new stuff to make it worth watching.

Publicity Stills

Screen Captures

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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Vampiress Review: Razor Blade Smile

The Gist: A female vampire assassin is sent to find and kill members of a secret organization just to find out she is a pawn in a much bigger plan.

Clarification: Eileen Daly plays Lilith Silver. A vampire who works as an assassin to keep herself busy during her unlimited lifespan. The movie switches back and forth from her mission to a first person perspective of her personal life as a vampire which includes hanging out in Goth clubs where she is perceived as a cynic as she is constantly nagging her goth friends who pretend to be vampires that their view of the species is unrealistic.

The one without the fangs is the real vampire!

Selling Point: The Lesbian Sex Scene between Daly and Heidi James who plays one of her goth "vampire wannabe" friends. Unfortunately for James character the day she was going to get some from her sexy friend just happens to be when she starts her cycle. Thus we get the answer to the question "Is the neck the only place a vampire will take blood from" (honestly the scene goes from Hot to gross pretty quickly).


If you've got to go, go with a smile


Lilith Silvers curvy fangs

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 4 out of 5. Many who have reviewed this movie had a problem with the size of the fangs on Daly but I personally did not and felt they were proportioned pretty well to her actual teeth (yes, Daly has big teeth, I said it). Outside of that it's a pretty good fang fetish movie as she's flashing them at almost every chance.