Viral Vampiress: Kelly Landry

Could Kelly possibly be a Vampire?

That is the question being asked on her official youtube channel www.youtube.com/kellylandry.  "That's a funny question to ask someone?" You might ask.  Well here's the backstory.  Kelly, who is an actress and stand up comedian was featured in a youtube short by Fred (kids character with annoying high pitched voice) called "My Babysitters a Vampire"  In it she plays a babysitter who Fred thinks is a vampire.  Well, according to this video...

she had gotten many responses asking if she really was a vampire.  So many as a matter of fact that she was going to prove that she wasn't (ironically of course as the video seems to make it look more and more like she is a vampire.  She even made a song about how she wasn't one (below)

Anyway, after convincing us (the viewer) that she's just a normal girl, she gives us a look into her personal life with video's of her searching for a roommate (1st video) as well as meeting her roommates boyfriend for the first time (lower video, my personal favorite of the bunch).

These video's are a lot of fun and I hope there is going to be more in the future.  You can check out more from Kelly Landry on her official website www.kellylandrylive.com.

Kelly can also be seen as a vampire in the Youtube short "Last Call"

Viral Vampiress: "Ashley's HugTime"

"Ashley Bites into Twilight"

www.youtube.com/ashleyshugtime

"Ashley's Hug Time" is a Youtube show starring model Kristin Ortiz as "Ashley".  A very pretty but VERY dumb girl who does a video blog about her life.  I believe the goal of the video's is to see if it's truly possible to listen to what a girl is saying when her large breasts are pretty much in your face the entire time (or if it even matters).  In this episode, Ashley had just got done watching the movie "Twilight" and now believes she is a vampire.  She does her blog from her closet explaining how lonely it is to be one.  This isn't the funniest of her vlogs but this is probably the least amount of cloths she's worn in one so I guess that's a trade off.  Anyway check out the link to her youtube channel as many of her vlogs are VERY funny but until then Enjoy Ashley the half naked vampire babbling about something that probably doesn't make much sense.

Viral Vampress: "The Hillywood Show"

Vampire Diaries Parody

 Produced by Hilly and Hannah Hindy

www.thehillywoodshow.com

In this music video parody of "The Vampire Diaries" set to the Lady GaGa song "Show Me Your Teeth", Hilly plays a version of Katherine (the female vampire doppelganger played by Nina Dobrev who you can learn more about HERE). 

Fake Katherine is a dentist working on the teeth of two guys by the name of "Damion" and "Steven" (A play on "Vampire Diaries" main characters "Damon and Stefen").  Once they get into the office she sprouts a set of fangs and the rest of the video parodies different "Katherine" related scenes from the show as well as the dark moody promo's the CW Network has done for the show. 

Hilly is 100% on point with her mannerisms, mimicking Dobrev's style to a scary degree.  This video is very much worth taking a look at and the girls are very talented.  They produce their parodies through donations so if you like this (and they have a few based on the craptacular Twilight Saga as well) be sure to check out their website and help them out.  Maybe we'll be rewarded with more blood sucking Hilly!

Vampiress XXX Review: "James Avalon's Les Vampyres"

Vampire Cast

Syren

Jewel Valmont

Wendi Knight

Violet Love

Samantha

The Gist:  A Young couple goes on a trip where they meet a mysterious woman (Syren) who seems to be infatuated with the female (Valmont).

Clarification:  This is similar to any version of the Dracula story with the main difference being that instead of Dracula being a guy, it's a hot female.  As the story progresses you find out that Valmonts character is the reincarnation of Syren's first lover (who was also a Vampire).  This explains her characters biting fetish during sex. 

Selling Point:  The final scene where Valmont finally reaches her vampire potential

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.  This is a well thought out well produced story that gives you one hell of a payoff at the end.  I can't count how many times I'll watch a vampire film hoping that the hot girl that the vampire is infatuated with is turned and it never happens.  No let down here.  She gets turned and it happens in a big way. 

Publicity Stills

Syren

Jewel Valmont (Jewel Vincent)

Samantha

Group Shots

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Vampire Cast

Vanessa Del Rio

Denise Sloan

 Diane Sloan

The Gist: Dracula moves to America to start a new life for himself.

Clarification:  This is a XXX Horror/Comedy ranked among the best of its time (and possible of all time).  Made in 1980 it is theater quality  (you know, back when porn could still be seen in a theater).  Basically Dracula moves to America in an effort to start an entertainment business.  He then falls for one of the actresses he auditions and pays for it in the end.

Selling Point: Any scene with Vanessa Del Rio in it.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty ratings of 5 out of 5.  Vanessa Del Rio is just that damn good in it.  She plays the part of a prostitute that Dracula turns and hires as his secretary.  Below is a scene where Del Rio uses her new vampire abilities to "distract" a detective asking too many questions.  

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Vampiress XXX Review: "Women of Color"

Vampire Cast

Janet Jacme

The Gist: 5 stories (aka sex scenes) of women seducing men.

Clarification: Scene 4: The Prowler.  A burgler breaks into the bedroom of a home to find the owner, a beautiful more than half naked women still there but sound asleep.  The woman wakes up and seduces the burgler into having sex with her just to find out she was a vampire just prepping her next meal. 

Selling Point:  Janet Jacme's VERY revealing vampire costume.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5.  You get one scene with a vampiress in it but it a pretty hot one despite the low quality video and Jacme's over the top acting.  There's also some random vampire pics in the DVD extra's (sample below).

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Vampiress XXX Review: "Dark Angels"

The Gist: A young woman is in the wrong place at the wrong time which results in her becoming one of the undead.

Clarification:  Jewel De Nyle is driving one night and as her car runs out of gas she does what any logical person would do in the same situation.  She turns into the nearest scary dark ally she could find.  Luckily for her there just happens to be a vampire in the middle of killing a guy.  The vamp (Sydnee Steele) see's that she's been seen so after a quick lesbian roll in the hay with her she bites De Nyle (who thinks it's all a dream) and turns her.

Selling Point:  The whole movie.  This is one of those XXX gems where if it wasn't a porn it would still be a pretty kick ass movie 

Female Vampire Factor:  

 Vampire Cast

Ginger Paige

Jewel De Nyle

Phylisha Ryder

Sydnee Steele

This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 5 out of 5.  It's great story that revolves around female vampires for 90% of the movie. Best thing about it is that they're hot and they do what vampires are supposed to do.  You can't get any better.  Especially for an adult movie.  Sex and feeding go hand in hand in this movie and it's even explained that the blood tastes better if you get your pray horny before you bite them. 

Publicity Stills

Ginger Paige

Jewel De Nyle

 Phylisha Ryder

Sydnee Steele

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Vampiress XXX Review: "My Girlfriend's a Vampire"

Vampire cast

Ava Rose

Britney Stevens

The Gist: A dorky guy meets the girl of his dreams at a bar on Halloween but she ends up being a vampire on the hunt.

Clarification: This is a XXX comedy which seems to be a genre that is taking over in the San Fernando Valley.  This is also one of the first of about a million movies where Evan Stone is all over it that will be reviewed on this site.  Here he plays the dorky guy.  Yep, buff, long haired Evan Stone is supposed to be a nerd (I know).   After being turned down by a lesbian at the bar he attends he ends up getting picked up by Demonica (Rose) who intends to eat him but eventually falls for his bashfulness.

Selling Point: Ava Roses wardrobe and the final sex scene (she's a squirter)

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 1 out of 5.  There is fangs in all of Ava Rose's sex scenes but there is only 2 of those in the movie as the whole thing revolves around Evan Stones character with the vampires just being a sub plot. Below is the closest thing to a bite scene in the movie.

The publicity stills tell a different story but the worst part about it is, these pics are the ONLY time you see fangs on Britney Stevens.  It's implied that she's a vampire in the movie and she does bite Stones best friend but it isn't shown.

Publicity Stills

Ava Rose

 Britney Stevens

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